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By Watsausrname - 14/06/2016 02:31

Today, I was using the restroom at a gas station when someone hurriedly knocked on the door. Thinking that it was my sister, I playfully said, "Hold up, hoe!" I opened the door to see a goth woman with an edgy haircut giving me a death stare. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Cherie - 31/08/2009 21:18 - United States

Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML

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You deserved it 10 448

Infrastructure

By Anonymous - 14/07/2025 00:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML

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You deserved it 101

Fighting talk

By bathroomblunder - 07/03/2010 02:38 - Canada

Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door and turned the handle, a little old lady ripped the door open and yelled, "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" and then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes. FML

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You deserved it 4 550

Sorry!

By rabid_otaku - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Sycamore

Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML

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You deserved it 2 990

By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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You deserved it 3 887

Whooped

By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 140

Little shit

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 18:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML

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You deserved it 400

Weirdo

By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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You deserved it 735

By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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You deserved it 4 981

She's lost control again

By Taylor - 11/08/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML

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You deserved it 160

Mauskau 35

Sunday 7 August 2016 11:06

I would've just laughed it off. Doesn't matter if it was my sister or not, hoes gotta hold up and wait for their turn.

leahishazy 5

Saturday 16 July 2016 0:21

She should probably take a chill pill if being called hoe in a gas station is worthy of a death glare.

Comments

GamingTroller101 12

Sunday 7 August 2016 19:23

Wow, I saw one of the exact same ending. It was worded the exactly the same. Except in a gas station it was in his own house. And his "sister" knocked on the door and said the exact same words

cootiequeen4444 11

Monday 8 August 2016 0:56

I read this three times and I'm still kinda, like, 'huh?' it almost seems to make sense though. I'll give you that... almost..

jcash52426 5

Sunday 7 August 2016 20:24

Didn't you tell her that you thought she was your sister and you to call each other hoe and apologize to the goth girl.

darwinav13 2

Sunday 7 August 2016 21:26

3edgy5me

cootiequeen4444 11

Monday 8 August 2016 1:01

your math is off but your lame (sorry) need for "hip" slang/memes is on fleek...

Bearsmomma 30

Monday 8 August 2016 5:02

You mean it says something?!?

bosco556 11

Sunday 7 August 2016 22:52

Who the hell impatiently knocks on the bathroom door at a gas station, I knock twice and if someone's in there I wait

writerchic85 25

Monday 8 August 2016 0:49

Who cares? You don't know her and will probably never see her again.

waleedma 18

Monday 8 August 2016 3:08

Totally correct.... Just laugh about it!

Estelle101_fml 13

Monday 8 August 2016 4:35

"Oh my god! I'm so sorry, I thought you were my sister!"

sunyaph 23

Monday 8 August 2016 6:40

Was it Lindsay souvannarath?

vdh5ever 4

Monday 8 August 2016 7:15

Who uses the word "goth" in 2016?

ClairvoyantVamp 19

Monday 8 August 2016 18:08

The entire goth subculture.

HippoSpinner 3

Monday 15 August 2016 0:03

Probably shouln't assume someone you know is there when you can't see them. I mean this in the nicest possible way and I can't find the delete button, I regret this comment cause I feel like a bit of a dick.