Health: Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to...

By rtrim29 - 26/12/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I used a new face mask that claimed it would make my skin glow. I must have missed the part about testing for allergies. My “glow” turned into a bright red rash overnight, just in time for a first date. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2013 18:42 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I woke up with a giant red rash all over my face, so puffed up that I could hardly open my eyes. The doctor said it was probably from some of the compounds found in most makeup. I'm just getting into theatre and have auditions coming up. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 21:32 - United States

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2010 16:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML

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By demaris - 30/10/2010 23:46 - Canada

Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl said to apply concealer to any "problem areas" on my face. When I was done, 90% of my face was covered in concealer. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2016 20:36 - United States - Denver

Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML

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Skincare routine

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 03:00

Today, I thought I could make my own skincare products from scratch, but I ended up with a weird, greasy concoction, which left a red mark on my hands. It's been two hours and the mark is still there, despite several washes. FML

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By miss tomato - 08/06/2012 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

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You're not supposed to eat it

By Anonymous - 26/05/2025 02:00 - United States

Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2019 20:00

Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML

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carpediem19 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 20:05

did you really think it meant a highlighter pen? like seriously, why would you think an office supply can double as makeup?

Spaceghost77 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 20:13

Damn, you might even be too stupid to work in ****.

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Momo_Moonlight 25

Wednesday 15 May 2013 13:58

Umm...seriously, FYL. And might I just add...ever heard of Darvin?

nekkis 19

Monday 10 June 2013 1:29

are you frickin retarded

semalla 0

Tuesday 25 June 2013 23:38

Stupid people just make me really angry.

rougeunicorn03 17

Sunday 22 September 2013 7:21

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

mip_92 29

Monday 14 April 2014 3:37

Did you seriously think that's what the article meant?

megangubler 3

Sunday 15 June 2014 5:04

You are a ******* idiot.

rocker_chick23 27

Saturday 9 August 2014 4:58

Don't breed, please get sterilized. We don't need dumbasses like you muddying up the gene pool

fantasyworld 37

Friday 31 October 2014 2:59

Why did you think they meant the office supply?

alpacalipss 9

Friday 2 January 2015 6:47

a literal glow

DrCheese 16

Wednesday 8 April 2015 4:27

Dumbass

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