By FMluck - 26/02/2009 22:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
I agree, your life sucks 437
You deserved it 311
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greatnt249 0

This is why you don't dish out hate when you aren't prepared to take it in return.

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emmalover 0

u shud prob shave then

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Comments

podrummer9209 0

XD Serves you right. Guys will always come up with the most awesome insult at the best possible time. Also, Murphy's law.

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thor82188 0

@ #22 most guys do shave, and all guys in their right minds do their best to make sure it's clean and smells good down there. there are some girls out there who just DGAF, which is disgusting. since you're pretty defensive about this topic, i'm pretty sure yours smells too.

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banrnon 0

Hahaha number 30...

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what_thefk 0

ooooh, he got u there

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HyperExecuter 0

#22, your so sensative about this that I can guarentee that u have a smelly vag... and ur one of those chicks that says that chicks don't have to shave cause guys don't... ur retarded. guys clean up, and chicks that don't (like u) r gross and stupid... and guys also wash you idiot, and a vag does smell worse than. a dick. so shut the **** up bitch.

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Jessarue3 0

#81, seriously, just shut the **** up. You type like a ******* retard, my god...

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Pikachu206 2

81 fails at life. Please remove yourself from the gene pool immediately and for the love of god please dont procreate on your way out.

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Keyboardwar 0

Seriously...? It's a girls choice if she wants to shave down there [XD! Could you imagine cutting yourself down there? Hurt like a bitch.] Guys AND girls do wash up down there, but sweat is caused [As 22 said] during sex. Because you're body is making heat, causing you to sweat, ect. So, seriously. Don't be a dumbass... And think before you type... Also, just because the boyfriend said that, doesn't mean it's true. He might have just thought it to be funny at the time... We don't know that her ****** is really smelly, hairy, ect. [Unless you have seen pictures... o__o''...] So... Again, think before you type... That way you won't get owned, and BAAAWW...

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HyperExecuter 0

# 45, ull never get a bf you ugly bitch.

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HyperExecuter 0

I agree with 38.

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