By Fucked - 24/01/2011 22:47 - United States

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Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on the phone. The subject of abuse came up and I told her that if her father ever hurt her I would cut his dick off. The next thing I hear is, "Don't say shit you can't back up!" Her father had picked up the phone the moment I'd said it. FML
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Doortje 29

If he didn't abuse her, shouldn't he be glad his daughter's boyfriend is -in a weird and somewhat violent way- looking out for her?

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singer4life666 0

I guess you aren't going over there ever.

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cccoaler42 0

all u have to do is back it up lol dont be a pussy

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mrjude 3

You should've told him you can back it up... And then remind him that you care about his daughter that much.

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Sparkiee93 3

I don't think that this should be on here, this seems like something kind of serious, like police serious.

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brighteyes81 0

^win! This made me laugh in a crowed waiting room.

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ramirezlmt 0

Unless it was sexual abuse don't go for the dick. Given where the dad overheard either he smacked talked or he's a drunk dad. Either way back up your girl protect her or clear the air little hint only girls should go for dick.

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icertainlysuck 0

For the people who say YDI, you are cowards. FYL... you were just trying to protect your girlfriend.

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sallen0046 4

Yeah, because jail time for assaulting your girlfriend's father because you THINK he may be abusive makes total sense. If she's actually being abused, OP still deserves it for not taking appropriate legal action and just making ridiculous threats he obviously can't back up.

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jannie22 0

well no girl just binge up the subject foe no real reason to their bf I'm sure they got better subjects to touch upon ;)

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Lehk 9

you might want to see a therapist for your sexually violent fantasies involving older men.

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metalboxzes 0

this FML is hilarious! just imagine your dad coming on the phone while talking to your significant other about abuse and imagine him saying that! I'd die laughing!! :p

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