By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
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JokerXero 0

What did you learn today? 1) your not pretty. 2) dont speed. 3) dont flirt with cops. 4) you suck at flirting LOL

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EverWatcher 0

He must have gotten the high-fives at the station all day.

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dove2424 0

1. This was on an episode of Speeders a few weeks ago. 2. You SUCK for trying to make stuff up 3. You probably are ugly if you have to make stuff up on a website to get attention. Loser

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mamill97 0

fake it was on a tv show

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Unstoppable15 0

lmfao, rotfl , O_O Hahaha ... He bursted your bubble ! ahahaha WOW

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Unstoppable15 0

if it's fake or not it's STILL FUNNY,* Ahaha

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Eurisi 0

Where is Nelson when you need him ? Oh well. HA HA !!!

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3Chris28 0

I saw this on MLIA. It was hilarious.

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