By stupidsantaclaus - 08/10/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML
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tari_joon 0

You're an idiot. Why did you lie about who you were on the phone to? You should have said you were talking to a friend.

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Kozzy333 0

I'm telling them Santa doesn't exist either.

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redbluegreen 40

I would tell them the spirit of Christmas, not that there's a real fat guy that gives them presents all in one night. Maybe they'll get the difference. Or maybe they'll just get that there's presents involved. You never know until you have kids. And who knows what sort of things you'll get into?

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Kozzy333 0

To be fair, I've always wanted to tell a little kid that santa doesn't exist. Am I a horrible person?

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RubixMonkey 0

No cause I want to do the same thing. It also means that I get the credit for being the cool person who gives them presents. Who tells their kids a fat man comes down the chimney to give them gifts? How does that stop them from ignoring the fat man in the rapist van with the puppy and the candy?

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Jimboom 11

Ahh haaahaahaa. Your friend rules!!! If it had been me I would have said " Well, if your this upset about Santa just wait until you find out about the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy". :-P

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napero 0

FYL for an idiot friend, although YDI for lying about who you were talking to.

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jw90 18

Miley does sound better though redbluegreen.

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plexico 3

I figured out Santa wasn't real when I was five. My parents asked me why I thought that and I told them that Santa supposedly had a list of who was naughty and nice. I said, "I got everything I asked for, and I'm a total bastard!" Way to go, lady! Another authority figure browbeating a child into accepting a fantasy as truth, just what the world needs. Thanks for giving the world yet another flat-earth, creationist, supply-sider.

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igneel54 0

My parents told me from the start santa wasn't real. And that kid should learn. Storys arent real and never will be. The sooner he knows that the better.

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Hermyoni 0

Believing in santa is part of the magic of Christmas. What a dick of a friend for ruining that illusion for the child. I hope you gave them an earful seriously what an ass. I will let my kids believe he exists as long as they want it doesn't hurt them. I'd rather they believed in santa then a mythical man who died on the cross for my sins.

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suaveneanderthal 0

honestly, if thats they way you feel then you need not celebrate christmas at all... after all that mythical mans name is kind of in the title of the holiday.

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Voids 0

I hate the idea of Santa Claus, all it does is promote the commercialism of Christmas instead of it's true meaning and that dishonesty is a desirable quality.

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