Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet.... - FML

By seepeezy32 - 02/02/2011 02:32

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

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By HotAsTits - 20/03/2011 20:31 - United States

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Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2017 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2015 07:54 - United States - Wheatland

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Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML

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Nailed it

By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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By PlayTag - 05/02/2009 00:58 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

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Snoozefest

By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

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Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

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Bad sign

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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By GetHardOrGoHome - 31/03/2012 04:22 - United States - Chardon

Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

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Actor's Studio

By biggieT - 14/06/2012 02:21 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

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Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

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By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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porcelainkisses 5

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:07

I laughed so hard when I read this. YDI.

coballan55 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:07

is she hot?

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swimgurly 2

Tuesday 29 November 2011 19:54

Wow so does this mean ur to ugly for girls? Hahaha

Gothicbunnyx3 16

Wednesday 30 November 2011 2:07

I read it wrong , and then I shit my pants with laughter.

kittybaby01 10

Sunday 4 December 2011 18:36

At least you don't have to worry about getting her pregnant lmao

princesskittie 0

Monday 2 January 2012 8:34

You embarrass yourself when you point out that your hand is your fucken girl friend.

kittehkatrawrr 2

Monday 23 January 2012 9:06

Ahahahahahahah! XDDD

Chanq 5

Wednesday 1 February 2012 15:21

need to stop reading this shit during work, all day im quiet(im the quiet one apparantly) and out of nowhere i burst into screaming laughter.... people think im nuts i guess hahaha this one actually made cry , simple but hardcore funny

J3NNI3LYNN 9

Sunday 12 February 2012 5:26

Wow go out and get a real girl loser

lizabeth200 4

Sunday 11 March 2012 5:55

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That's all I can say!

EmmiSunshine 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 1:18

Did you wear the sock on your dick? LOL FOREVER ALONE

MissNicky_fml 0

Saturday 26 May 2012 19:59

Im kinda umm creeped out:/ sorry

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