By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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MissAntebellum 5

558 Why do people always assume one cultures joy sticks are smaller or bigger than anoyhet cultures? my hispanic boyfriend had an amazing hammer that gets to drive a nail almost every day... his hammer is the main reason ive stayed with him for 3 years.

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LuckMyFive 4

How did he even manage to keep it up through all that?

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emileethesexy 0

I'm sorry to correct but it should be HE claimed

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JordanGarcia 10

Holy shit that was funny! i would die laughing if that happened while having sex.

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torriegrace 0

... AHAHAHAHHAHAHAGAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

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mowmowlife 21

...Google it....

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xoainarxo 0

I laughed so hard reading this xD

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AndyAutopsy 11

This is why you never trust your friends! Always use Google!

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