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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 20:21 - Canada

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Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

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Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

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Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2015 13:17 - United States - Westborough

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Today, I was jerking off quietly so my roommates wouldn't hear me. In the middle of it, one of them sent me a screenshot of an error message on a porn site, asking if I was having the same problem. I guess I wasn't being so quiet after all. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

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Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By lunarboy - 17/02/2009 00:24 - United States

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Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

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By retard99 - 21/03/2010 04:04 - Canada

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Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:59 - United Kingdom

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Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML

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By Ryan - 01/09/2022 21:00 - Canada - Quesnel

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Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML

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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

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Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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ohhboyy 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:17

that would've been great if 69 ppl saw.. haw

trixr4kids 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:14

HAHAHA dumbass

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mustangsami118 5

Thursday 30 April 2009 20:09

thats funny...who cares if your watching ****...everybody watches ****

Honda288 2

Friday 1 May 2009 1:30

I CAN'T BREATH!!!! ahahahahahaha

shmelk 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 7:37

Your an idiot. The current feature does not support your scenario. You deserved that one. You also deserve to be sodomized.

minibrophdawg 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 0:41

at least the person told u

emilyandenvy 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 7:41

never turn that on hahahah

johnmac306 0

Monday 11 May 2009 21:08

OWCH!!!

ny1996 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:23

btw.. u could just watch it online and it wouldnt

admiral_ackbar 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 15:33

Wow, fake much? This doesn't happen with videos, dipshit. Try adding a real situation next time.

Bautista_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 15:09

Yeah this isn't real, it doesn't happen with videos.

PredyJessica 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 5:29

this is why u rename **** XD lmfao!i wonder what the name was

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