Transportation: Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger... - FML

By Aether - 03/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML

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By anonymous - 27/12/2011 22:32 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

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By bubblensuds1 - 28/10/2009 04:22 - United States

Spicy

Today, someone left a used condom under the windshield wiper of my car. I didn't notice it until I was driving. And it was raining. It was even tied, so the contents couldn't leak out. I'm not planning artificial insemination anytime soon, but thanks for the thought. Man, I love college. FML

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Road rage gone feral

By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

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Why would you stick that there?

By Co-B - 03/09/2009 20:59 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

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Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 04:01

Today, in my tidy, small-town neighborhood, I parked my car 50 metres further back from my usual spot just across from our house on a half-empty public street, because it was taken. Apparently, someone didn't appreciate this. So much so, they put a used condom under my windshield wiper. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

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By Username - 13/05/2011 08:13

Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML

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Emotional rollercoaster

By ehcanadianeh - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found $20 under my car seat, so I put it in the cup holder, only for it to fly out of the window while going down the highway. FML

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PlasticShark 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:10

today's going to be sunny with light semen showers

Serial 2

Monday 4 May 2009 1:10

at least you weren't driving a convertible

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malpal8 3

Wednesday 14 September 2011 7:14

You sir, need some rainx.

WinterBeauty17 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 7:11

LMFAO. That is so funny ^.^ but that sucks for you

mike307 11

Tuesday 18 December 2012 2:26

Just had sex! Still counts!

alex2300 6

Monday 4 March 2013 23:33

ouch...

TheImaginarySong 16

Monday 30 September 2013 6:09

Oh that's nasty.

Kittydogx3 2

Wednesday 18 June 2014 1:11

USE THE WINDSHEILD WIPERS. USE EM.

magnetic_aura 26

Friday 3 October 2014 14:23

That is so gross and horrible that that happened. I hope you had your window's rolled up. Any chance you got their license plate?

taintedtruffle 42

Thursday 23 October 2014 3:32

step 1) call cops step 2) they collect DNA step 3) ass hole gets in trouble

PrinceOfBritain 20

Tuesday 4 November 2014 6:55

"Driving fast" you said you were going 10mph?

Zaayuro 9

Monday 22 June 2015 2:09

**** all the people who said YDI man that sucks ass

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