By annoyed - 22/01/2015 20:23 - United States - Berkeley

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Today, I was diagnosed with gonorrhea. My dad's reaction was to slowly clap at the news then giggle at his own joke. FML
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AirBusDriver 23

Clap clap clap... maybe next time you ought to just FAP FAP FAP.

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giantsfan2010 23

Don't be silly, cover your willy!

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andreaor 7

first off, how old are you that your father knows/has to know about this?

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nodai 13

He warned you! (No seriously that sucks m8)

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cloco87 22

Just remember before you undress Venus wrap your penis.

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itswhitneybitch 22

At least you don't have to endure the original way to "cure" it... You can just take some nifty antibiotics.

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Colon_Man 17

If memory serves, the original way involved fire, didn't it?

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itswhitneybitch 22

In the civil war era field doctors would "clap" the penis between their hands to expel the infection that clogged the urethra. That's why it's also known as "the clap."

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pharm121 21

Ydi, learn to use a condom.

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[email protected] 14

Have you ever thought of having that person tested before you did it? I would do that personally just be sure. Now you can't have a kid :(

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nitrog100 21

And that's why it's best to learn how to make chocolate agar and run your own test.

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