Love: Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me,...

By can't win - 13/01/2015 16:25 - Australia

Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 20:31 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving on the main street, all because she caught me looking at an ad featuring bikini-clad girls on the bus ahead of our car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 568

You deserved it 6 136

Disinterested

By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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You deserved it 353

Dumbass

By rackman007 - 13/05/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML

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You deserved it 92 048

By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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You deserved it 2 897

By Brian - 18/03/2012 02:32 - United States - East Wenatchee

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML

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You deserved it 5 121

Time for a change

By leogs23 - 15/11/2020 10:58

Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 188

You deserved it 156

Priorities

By Anonymous - 15/06/2025 22:00 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 446

You deserved it 90

By jordyn173 - 08/04/2012 03:19 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

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You deserved it 3 595

Loveshack

By MoodKilled - 04/11/2023 09:00

Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML

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You deserved it 116

By clubber - 04/11/2008 04:16 - Switzerland

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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You deserved it 9 047

PharmacyJoe 13

Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:09

"No dear. I'm just trying to see deep enough into your soul to know if you're worthy enough for sacrifice to the Dark Lord."

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:07

Wow, paranoid much?

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hsbzjsnsos 12

Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:19

that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard

604 11

Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:24

Let me guess; she's a ginger.

yerawizardlizzy 27

Wednesday 14 January 2015 2:04

What does that have to do with anything?

4WheelBurnout 14

Wednesday 14 January 2015 5:59

Yeah, I'm also quite curious......

604 11

Wednesday 14 January 2015 8:22

Because it sounded like a soulless thing to say. And gingers don't have souls (allegedly).

slyde32 12

Wednesday 14 January 2015 9:41

Ginger here, I'm not the jealous type, also confused

ZombieSazza 34

Thursday 15 January 2015 10:29

Ginger person here, I'm heavily confused... I'm not the jealous type and don't like starting arguments, is this meant to be a stereotype..?

amadeclton 27

Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:36

Wow, she needs to be more secure in the relationship.

Poohbear12345 4

Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:46

And the petty award goes to...

Cass_x 22

Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:54

Damn. I'm also really insecure, but that's a bit much. She's got issues dude :/

Cely988 29

Wednesday 14 January 2015 1:08

she's got more issues than vogue xD

EffyFails 18

Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:57

I get paranoid and jealous and stuff but this is kinda silly, if she didn't want you to look why was it on? change it, problem solved

Livin_Like_Larry 29

Wednesday 14 January 2015 1:04

Sounds like you caught a crazy one

Cely988 29

Wednesday 14 January 2015 1:07

jealousy/paranoid level: infinite

buckdharma 37

Wednesday 14 January 2015 1:12

Point the remote into her eyes and try to change her channel.

username199910 9

Wednesday 14 January 2015 1:15

...hmm she may be doubting you

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Today, I had to check up on a 400-pound inmate who was very upset about being locked up. When I got to his cell, he threw one of his own turds at me through the bars. I took a hit. FML

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