Miscellaneous: Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was...

By Duckie W - 13/02/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

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You deserved it 6 233

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:54 - United Kingdom - Southend

Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 320

You deserved it 3 110

By UglySister - 02/12/2009 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 307

You deserved it 3 087

By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 039

You deserved it 3 974

By annonymus - 23/10/2014 00:57 - United States

Today, I flew to California to visit my younger sister at college. When I got to her house, her boyfriend looks at her and says, "She's not THAT ugly." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 384

You deserved it 2 978

By bambam - 12/05/2014 16:01 - United States - League City

Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 353

You deserved it 6 257

By Dasani - 16/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 455

You deserved it 9 019

By 5minsolder - 08/02/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 399

You deserved it 3 642

By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 085

You deserved it 3 160

By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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You deserved it 8 087

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By wowgranny - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Tooele

Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 039

You deserved it 1 441

Gingerly 0

Friday 13 February 2009 7:06

Tell her she may be pretty now, but when she gets old and ugly, you'll still have a personallity.

yay_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 9:21

Don't worry, she clearly proved by that statement she is one of those "pretty dumb" girls. But, you have to give her props for trying to make you feel better. She probably didn't know what else to say. If you are constantly badgering her about it, she probably knows she can't just say, "Nooo... that's not true..." anymore. Learn there are more important things in life, you will grow, and she will be stuck having to survive on her good looks, while you get ahead in life.

Comments

ecascio2010 9

Monday 10 May 2010 3:50

what a shallow bitch... the sister I mean

MadiJane 0

Monday 21 June 2010 8:04

lol # 10 but that sux I'm sorry :(

DisappearingRose 18

Thursday 16 September 2010 4:16

I must have a higher chance of getting raped than my sister does.

lindsaylu98 0

Friday 18 February 2011 4:01

ur sis is a bitch

popemohler 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 4:42

Falcon punch her in the face, then donkey kick her in the kneecaps......then she will have a f-ed up face and a limp

BlueEyed1019 12

Tuesday 1 March 2011 23:23

um I think not...

rozieslothinator 0

Monday 25 April 2011 22:35

well u can't get mad at her for agreeing with u...u sed it first

hamster_10 2

Monday 16 May 2011 9:31

I can't imagine a rapist being that picky, you would have to be seriously ugly for a rapist to think he could get better...

loser_lover95 9

Sunday 19 June 2011 15:50

That was a bitch move.

courtbby 0

Friday 29 July 2011 16:14

beat that ass! haha my sister was prettier than me... lol but then she met a really hot guy, who got her pregnant, she got fat and wrinkles, and the dude bailed... life works out I promise...