Love: Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go...

By missclitter - 09/04/2012 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 5 473

Stealthy

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 04:00

Today, I was on a date with a guy and we decided to go see a movie. As we were walking in, I saw my ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend. I tried to avoid them, but my left heel got caught in a crack in the pavement and I fell face-first onto the ground. My ex and his girlfriend saw me, laughed, and walked off. FML

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This is a robbery

By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 20:02 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, I was walking to the movie theatre with my boyfriend, when three guys muscled over and told us to hand over our phones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pushing past me and running like hell, leaving me in tears and almost having a panic attack. FML

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By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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Major romcom vibes

By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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You deserved it 5 037

Way too smooth

By Stud - 30/04/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML

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You deserved it 386

By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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Nice try

By clumsy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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You deserved it 54 630

Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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You deserved it 25 672

By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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You deserved it 11 484

PlasticSand 6

Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:46

How unfortunate, but how is screaming the same as flirting?

kidwiththeface42 7

Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:53

Whoever tripped you must be one Helluva wingman.

Comments

ninjuh_wingman 29

Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:58

Thats a very interesting way of flirting. I didnt know people like it when you fall onto them.

maosquare 18

Tuesday 10 April 2012 4:45

It's a highly codified way to show that he/she has fallen for you.

lolfood 24

Tuesday 10 April 2012 4:00

How is that flirting?

Vert90 11

Tuesday 10 April 2012 4:11

It's not, the boyfriend's a dumbass. DUH.

chelseaaababyyy 17

Tuesday 10 April 2012 5:05

19 - which is what 16 was getting at. DUH.

lolfood 24

Wednesday 11 April 2012 7:14

THANK YOU!

ConcordsAllDay 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 4:16

Your boyfriend obviously doesn't know what the difference between flirting and tripping and falling onto another guy its not like you did it on purpose

lilypad7275 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 4:39

Or did she ;)

MrSassypants 33

Tuesday 10 April 2012 4:16

Speaking on OP's behalf, yeah like totally.

TazInYourPantz 13

Tuesday 10 April 2012 4:23

That sh*t cra'y - on to the next one?

hahayourmom101 5

Tuesday 10 April 2012 4:37

That was Youuuu??? oh my gosh i was that guy at the movies you fell into. Call me sometime.. you still have my number right??

nenah04 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 4:23

That was dumb....how is that flirting?

perdix 29

Tuesday 10 April 2012 4:27

You shouldn't have snuck away after he fell asleep at the movie . . . that HE picked!

ycrem0n 21

Tuesday 10 April 2012 4:31

OP's boyfriend is a little obsessive

Crazberry 5

Tuesday 10 April 2012 4:35

What did you land in the guy's lap or something? If not I think you need to push the bf down a set of stairs for being such an obsessive creep...

fleg 9

Tuesday 10 April 2012 5:14

Push him down a set of stairs? Seriously? What the hell happened to breaking up with someone and moving the hell on. I'm guessing you have issues to deal with yourself..