Health: Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's...

By Noname - 06/03/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML

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lifesuxsometimes 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:21

That sucks SO MUCH! I'm so sorry that happened. OMG.

Arrow_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:32

I don't understand the people who say "you deserved this". Why?

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Posiedeon 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 14:59

THAT BITCH!!

chclatelover 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 2:18

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL harsh :P

punkrawkprincess 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 23:57

OMG!!! THAT'S ****** UP!!! I FEEL BA FOR WHOEMEVER THIS HAPPENED TOO!!

waterdude125 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 2:47

Totally SUCKS. It also sucks that your a woman and the illustrater drew u as a man :|

hopingE 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 19:41

LMAO. still feel i sorry that happened. must've sucked.

DesuPuppet 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 14:34

At least your good at drawing???? O_ o

BurnedHankPoop 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 3:28

Wow. That must have hurt after the numb wore off. That really sucks.

Pratiksha90 2

Thursday 24 June 2010 10:42

Well I think u should sue them. F their life.....

firewik1 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 9:10

join hockey you will fit right in

personthefries 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 8:27

you are lucky you were numb

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