By wurtabang - 09/02/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML
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summerloolooloo 0

So you would rather have his nasty peepee all over your pants then?

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zombzomb 0

what does him being chubby have anything to do with it?

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intensitive 11

Wouldn't that be a good thing to be wearing? You could wash and dry your skin in a few minutes. You can't do that with pants.

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CYNNER 0

Peeing violently. wow. you act as if he was trying to do an imitation of star wars with it.

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brutal_banger 10

change your picture the way you look and comment makes you seem like a biiiiitch. or be nicer

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junying 0

think about it this way, at least you could have washed it away. if you were wearing long pants, it'd have stuck on you for the whole day.

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Zakafein 0

ah dude, u should have kicked his ass and put in face down the toilet

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Peroxide 3

If i were a dog and you were a flower, I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.

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