Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes....

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 14:33 - United States - Canyon Country

Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML

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Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

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By bkay26 - 29/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

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Saturday 24 January 2015 23:58

That's something you could've lived a happy life without seeing.

_parth 20

Saturday 24 January 2015 23:58

Some things, you wish you could delete from memory.

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born_hustla 26

Sunday 25 January 2015 12:25

Here goes a new association to your blow dryer every time you get a wash!

dc0123 1

Sunday 25 January 2015 12:32

She was just heating up her dinner

TheBlazinAsian 9

Sunday 25 January 2015 14:59

This is a rare situation where I don't want to see an explanation or backstory.

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 25 January 2015 15:17

Surely you heard the blowdryer running before you opened the door? KNOCK!

exoticwaved 9

Sunday 25 January 2015 15:29

Well at least she wasn't blowing something else. It's all about perspective.

ThuNDeY 23

Sunday 25 January 2015 15:31

At first I read "dad's grinning pubes". Oh man...

Henderson444 16

Sunday 25 January 2015 15:51

With a hair dryer, or something "else"?

mrdvs31 3

Sunday 25 January 2015 18:24

she could've been blowing him instead

isisorchid 16

Sunday 25 January 2015 20:05

Seems like this should be in a Soundgarden video.

j_cat187 19

Sunday 25 January 2015 20:57

his pubes where grinning?

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