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you suck at grammar, OP. i'm surprised that this even got approved.
Because you expect dinner at anyone else's house to be made by someone masturbating while cooking it? What?
....I'm.... guessing you don't mean a stove knob. D:
What's the problem? He was just trying to turn the oven on, right?
ohhhh ewwww!
he just wanted to give your your daily value of protein
YDI for having a dad, having a kitchen, and being a perverted peeping Tom. #65: if you're going to bitch about other peoples' grammAr, then you should spell grammAr correctly and not have a comma splice between two independent clauses.
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Gross. Just gross.
a new ingredient to a recipe. yum