Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around...

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 16:40 - Canada - Charlottetown

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2014 21:48 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML

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By future brain bleach addict - 02/05/2013 23:54 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML

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Twisted

By sleepwalker - 22/11/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML

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Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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Creepy

By 420SUX - 04/08/2012 06:17 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML

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Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 09/03/2022 22:00

Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML

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By ohemgee23 - 19/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

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Sneaky

By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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Wednesday 4 July 2012 22:33

I don't even know how I would respond if it were me

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Wednesday 4 July 2012 22:34

Your sister's a bitch and your EX boyfriend is a douche. Really, it shouldn't be too hard to find someone better than him, OP! Go get 'em! ;)

Comments

The_Great_Zucchi 15

Thursday 5 July 2012 0:05

Are you always this paranoid? Sounds like a true story to me...

thecovert 7

Thursday 5 July 2012 0:14

Was he using his Prince Edward to wake her up? He's so helpful!

laurenk2012 6

Thursday 5 July 2012 0:23

I thought it said your brother and your sister. ew, my bad.

sillysh 0

Thursday 5 July 2012 0:38

Wow people are so stupid. He's not worth your time.

day624 14

Thursday 5 July 2012 0:42

You can always get rid of a boyfriend, but getting rid of a blood relative such as your slutty sister is unlikely.. Either way sorry OP

service_charge 1

Thursday 5 July 2012 1:07

3-somes are fun.... go with it!

om102907 4

Thursday 5 July 2012 1:17

Thats legit?

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 5 July 2012 1:18

They were just trying to save money on the water bill.

chellyX92 8

Thursday 5 July 2012 1:54

I'd flush the toilet and if your house is like mine, scold them with water.

calitexconnect 0

Thursday 5 July 2012 2:22

To funny lol

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