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By MakesMeLol - 18/01/2012 22:30 - Ireland

Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML

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Temper tantrum

By QueenCortana Tiffany Turner - 07/02/2020 14:00

Today, the cops were called to my apartment because my daughter had a temper tantrum while I was at work. She was naked when they were there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 353

You deserved it 302

By vanorav - 18/03/2012 02:41 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 589

You deserved it 2 254

By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 684

You deserved it 2 779

Family values

By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML

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You deserved it 5 391

By Anonymous - 22/07/2014 17:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

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You deserved it 44 754

Get back here!

By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 179

You deserved it 2 771

By lifesucks - 24/02/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 965

You deserved it 50 300

This is the rhythm of the night

By rikitsumiatsu - 10/04/2020 02:00

Today, my wife showed me a video she took of me last night. I was shit-faced, dancing half naked to '90s club music in the middle of the street at midnight. She won't stop laughing at me and replaying the video. FML

I agree, your life sucks 709

You deserved it 2 296

By KayyElOh94 - 17/10/2014 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML

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You deserved it 3 811

By AmberHavoc - 02/01/2013 15:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 003

You deserved it 46 839

fmessiah 19

Thursday 19 January 2012 8:55

Did you record it to embarrass her on a major birthday event?

NiiTeH 7

Thursday 19 January 2012 9:02

SOPA will censor that for you.

Comments

missmexoxo 2

Friday 20 January 2012 15:55

proud parent

lilturtleninja 0

Friday 20 January 2012 16:07

That was your daughter?! :D

SpeakOutLoud 1

Friday 20 January 2012 22:12

Now there's a Youtube video that'll go viral!

jolliebro 0

Friday 20 January 2012 23:28

No you get arrested over here for that.

thatshot808 6

Saturday 21 January 2012 0:58

The irony is that they are from Ireland. Which as we all know being an alcoholic is an Irish stereotype

Missimoo2901 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 1:12

You should be proud she was on tv lol

vinathi 9

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:03

I can't believe the news people actually broadcasted that tape...

khaoticpanda 28

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:11

..your a father?? and your whining about this on fml and yet your screen name is 'makes me lol'??

monkiki62 5

Saturday 21 January 2012 23:24

She wasn't whining u knob. She posted it cuz it was funny.

tony262626 1

Saturday 21 January 2012 9:46

Sometimes, when your drunk, you often do things that your no so pleased about. In this case I'm failing to see the problem... Remember: She wasnt hurt - not physically....