By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML
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Authoress 0

I'm sorry to hear your leg is broken, but honestly? Are you a complete idiot? For the sake of humanity, I hope you are a troll.

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brydeec 0

Wow, you're a ******* dumbass.

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luckyyyy 0

why the **** would you do that? how old are you only a kid would believe that

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jhelbig93 0

how do you break your leg by jumping off a shed wow

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Calaura9 0

I can see why you thought this would work and it theorhetically could, cut you would need an umbrella the size of a parachute made out of carbon fiber skeleton and not alluminum and you would have to jump from at least 40 feet up the see it happen. At leat you were on the right track, next time don't smoke an once of hazr first, ok?

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itsstevie 0

Agreeing with #2, that's the stupidest idea ever, YDI, deff.

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happy_me 0

she doesn't bend her knees when she lands. I bet that's what broke it i resently broke my foot as well, so I feel for you. It's fun to do stupid things until you get hurt.

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NGM_KID 0

I tried it and it worked :D......YDI for being fat!!

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