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By t-dawg - 09/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny if I put a 'Free if Hot-Wired' sign on my friend's car. I guess it worked. FML

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By SSS - 14/02/2019 01:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my brother put a sign on my car saying, "No baby on board, feel free to drive into me." Somebody did. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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By pedestrian - 26/01/2011 05:07 - United States

Today, I let my friend borrow my car. She parked it in a towing zone, and it was towed. The best part is, it was towed by a bogus towing company. The cops assure me it's safe in a chop shop somewhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML

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By badhairday - 04/09/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2021 23:01 - Canada

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to prank my friend. When he came to pick me up in his car, I pulled up my mask, put on my toque, got in the back seat and yelled "This is a robbery! Don't talk! Drive now!" I'd hopped in the back of the wrong car. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML

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By ZINGER - 14/11/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML

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By fullmoonfml - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2025 15:00

Today, my friend threw a milkshake at a guy spinning a sign on the side of the road. The guy stormed over and dragged my friend out the car window. When I jumped out to help, I'd forgotten to put my car in park, and it rolled across the street and hit a ditch. Then the sign spinner kicked both our asses. FML

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onigiriqueen 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:58

What kind of friend are you?! You can't possibly say you didn't think this would happen! What an idiot! **** your friend's life!

FaperPairy 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:51

Well, that was smart.

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Bumlove89 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:22

#29 Have some common sense will you? If someone offers you something free vs something thats a 100000000 dollars, which one will you take? There are plenty of cases where people steal cars and hot wire them. If you're asking for it, you're gonna get it. Its the friend's fault and he/she should be punched in the face for being an idiot.

RedJester23 6

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:44

I don't think that it is his fault at all....... A funny, stupid joke that ended badly. Don't all pranks end badly? I'm sure this guy's punishment sucked but seriously, you've had to have done a prank before. Just because your's didn't end as badly as his doesn't mean he's a douche. If he's downtown though or in a ghetto area, then I take back everything I said and you are a douche.

cryssycakesx3 22

Saturday 17 May 2014 7:43

I know whose car I'm stealing.

mndz_mkl 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:48

rotflol

soarkaios 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:55

Oh man, you ******* people saying he's stupid and an idiot should die. He obviously didn't mean that to happen. You guys are the idiots. GTFO.

cardking13 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:55

#39 Thats F'in hilarious how you said you, sir, and an idiot. when its supposed to go you sir are an idiot. And your calling him an idiot rich!

awkwardass 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:03

#57 You, sir, are stupid. #39's grammar > yours The commas are supposed to be there...

AnaMaree 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:07

Yeah, I guess it did.

lolwhat_fml 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:11

What does hot-wired mean ? : P

drumdude92 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:29

HAHAHAHAH THATS HILARIOUS

UnitedArabEmirat 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:43

If it was one of those western cars, good job! Allah would be very proud of you!

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