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By redcherries90 - 08/12/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I slipped on the new snow and sprained my ankle. As my mom and I were leaving the emergency room, she says, "You owe me $4 for parking," and she meant it. FML

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Today, I was studying on a bench outside my dorm when the leg snapped. I decided to do the right thing and let administration know what happened. After assuring me it wasn't my fault, and having me fill out an incident report, they billed me $400. I can't enroll for next semester until I pay. FML

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By jp_boards - 12/12/2017 14:58

Today, I went to the emergency room for a broken collarbone. This wouldn’t be so bad if my parents hadn’t paid $20,000 for me to go to a snowboarding academy all winter. Today was day one. FML

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Emperor_Jim 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 20:38

Seriously? She can't drop four bucks on you, after you've been injured, no less? Your mom is one stingy-ass bitch.

Candyholic 7

Tuesday 8 December 2009 20:40

Just shut up and pay the parking fee. It's not like you cant pay it off. Just remember this when she breaks a hip and tell her shes paying the parking fee. .__.

Comments

demonpudding 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 21:07

WHAT A HOE. Sorry to hear about your injury.

chicken_lover 2

Tuesday 8 December 2009 21:10

why did you go to the emergency room for a sprained ankle? i sprain my ankles all the time so i just go to a physical therapist. it's a lot cheaper than the emergency room. fyml. f your mom's life for paying for that. and also fyl for spraining your ankle, but it's not that bad. you get used to it. :)

BitterJaded 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 21:11

Emergency room? For a sprained ankle? Seriously? Put some ice on it and stay off it. Damn. And you're seriously complaining about $4? Your mom should make you pay that emergency room bill instead.

2npac 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 21:14

quit your bitching! she should make u pay for the hospital bill too. a sprained ankle? lol

Moeey 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 21:14

Least it wasn't $4.01 You would be poor! Sarcasam you tight ass

grimmelok 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 21:15

WTF are with the awful FMLs lately? You sprained your ankle. Not a big deal in any way. Your mom wants you to pay her $4. Who cares?

honutattoo 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 21:19

who goes to the emergency room for a sprained ankle? o.O weak

turdburgers 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 21:20

You could always point out that you could've called an ambulance. I'm sure that would've cost much more than $4 for parking.

perdix 29

Tuesday 8 December 2009 21:26

She should have charged you for lost wages, too. Learn to walk in the ******* snow or move south.

SNOTTYBONES 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 21:37

This might be a clue to something bigger. Make sure that she is not in a hole or something with her money. Maybe she lives paycheck to paycheck and has every dollar accounted for. Ask her if she is ok.