Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom.... - FML

By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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By Imretarded - 24/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

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By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

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By feartheend511 - 19/08/2010 15:48 - United States

Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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Just a question

By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By ahhhhhh - 12/02/2015 17:23 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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denlillakotten 4

Saturday 5 February 2011 19:54

Hahaha! Funniest thing ever. I would have died

DocBastard 38

Saturday 5 February 2011 20:17

You're blowing this waaaaay out of proportion. She didn't say "condom", she said "condiment". So she was just running through the house naked for some mustard. Feel better? Glad I could help.

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tona01 16

Sunday 6 February 2011 4:11

me cae que si

mrbuckeye 2

Sunday 6 February 2011 5:11

niiiiiice

Jhdcdance 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 5:53

Ewwwwwwww

Digimonfreakk 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 6:42

Jesus titts.. well I bet guys are thinking.. is she hot.. how big is her boobs.. what does she look like.. is she skinny.. or fat.. or what:P LOL

alexx1111 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 7:41

I know no one likes to think about it , but your parents were once your age, and yup, they had sex. But wouldn't you rather have them happy and in love, than bitter and fighting all the time ? I mean, I get that it's embarrassing that she would run through the house naked, but really, good for her !

tabasorus 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 7:46

( . Y . ) did she look like this? / / | Y |

theSSiscool 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 8:12

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andrew245 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 8:13

i just came

patiencek 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 8:41

I would buy her some for her room so that never happened again... awkward.

SchiTzenGiglez 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 14:30

every one loves boners indeed

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