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i moderated this one(:
This is your fault. You do or are something that drives them away. So Fix It .
Make a move on the pizza guy :D Just kidding OP, go out more, see the world in all it's glory!!! Then people will actually know u exist, give it time!! =]
This is the most irritating problem amongst my single female (usually older) friends, complaining that Mr Right doesn't throw themselves onto their windshields while they're driving You think you need someone else to feel complete/a person/loved/valuable/worth something? Join a dating service Join a gym Join a language class Join a cooking class (sweet you can make even yummier pizzas) be more outgoing with your neighbours/their families Be more outgoing at your workplace(if possible) This is only a fraction of the possibilities and you choose to sit at your computer, eat pizza and whine to the world. YDI, but I'm sure all this attention you're getting makes you feel better - but it won't solve the problem, and you'll still be single at the end of the day
Well some people have trouble finding another person. I mean yeah, you're right, we shouldn't need someone to validate us, but at the same time, it's a natural state of mind that we all desire companionship and even so some people have someone right next to them, but still feels loneliness and desire to seek companionship. So I think the OP is natural and just experience what every soul goes through at one point or another. If we all didn't "need" someone, all of us would be single, and the world population would be in sharp decline.
wow.....I think I love you ;)
sometimes all it takes to get through the lonliness is opening youre mouth, instead of expecting the other too? i know i can oftenly tell someone likes me, but because of a dissorder i have i cant open my mouth. when the other person says hi though im fine. it may sound sad, but hey whatcha gonna do?
sounds depressing..
What sort of guy you want to show up to your doorsteps? I mean that sounds creepy to me. Like if I wanted a woman, I certainly wouldn't go to her doorsteps. This isn't days of past where you can swing a guitar, throw pebbles at some chick's windows, then sing a song. If you did that now, the neighbors would yell, the chick would call the police, and her dad would be outside with a shotgun screaming, "Get off my lawn you perv!" So this guy at the doorsteps would have to be pretty crazy.
Pfft, not even the pizza boy comes to my door. They don't deliver to my house lol
He won't come to my house after the last time I started humping his leg.
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YDI for not ordering Chinese.