Transportation: Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys....

By DriveMeNot - 27/10/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 14:00

Today, I’m camping in the middle of nowhere and my mom wrote me not one, but two emails asking where my car keys are, because she needs to move my car. She apparently did not think to check in the key cabinet first. You know, the one where we keep… keys. FML

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By Syrinth - 21/07/2010 16:09 - Canada

Today, I got a call from my grandmother saying she locked her keys in the car and I needed to bring her the spares. After an hour bus ride, involving me missing my stop and getting temporarily lost, I arrived and handed her the keys. I brought the wrong ones. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 17:09 - Philippines - Makati

Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By leftbehind - 27/02/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my family was leaving for a weekend trip and was supposed to pick me up on the way down. About an hour before they are supposed to arrive, my mom calls to tell me that there's no room left in the car, so they won't be stopping to get me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 18:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum and I decided to go on a hike. Beforehand we left my car at the end of the trail and took my mums car to the beginning. After 4 hours we arrived at my car. I had left my keys in mums car. It was a long walk back. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:17

Express post it back to her! Not so difficult!

Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:13

How on earth did you manage that!?

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maphineRAWRS 10

Wednesday 27 October 2010 14:16

fmls like this are so shit, haha agreeeeeed with #4, mail it back?

ShearSara 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 14:34

fedex

jtini001 4

Wednesday 27 October 2010 15:06

mail them?

fishycanswim 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:04

Mail them?

mnm5671 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:53

mail those things back

lilbuni2004 1

Wednesday 27 October 2010 17:03

overnight mail them to her

ncsweetyo5 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 17:35

mail them retard

PhillyFox 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 18:22

Did we forget that we still have postal service? Box them up and send them to her. Jeeze.

heyheyhello 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 21:00

how about mailing it. it will probably cost way less than driving there with fuel, etc.

Lindsaykae 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 0:32

then how'd she get back?

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