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Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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Opplyst11 - 18/03/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

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Anonycock - 06/01/2016 17:15 - Qatar - Doha

Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML

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Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

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12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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Anonymous - 17/05/2011 10:06 - Finland

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

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Danny - 28/05/2012 18:02 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML

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Not now, Cooper

Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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Soundofaboner - 23/04/2013 16:08 - United States

Today, while practicing a song in choir, I got a boner. Trying to cover it up, I tried sitting down. My choir teacher got mad and made me stand in front of the whole class. FML

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florisvanlent - 12/02/2009 16:17 - Netherlands

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

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Anonymous - 25/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

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shinikageWolf 15

Saturday 30 January 2016 15:02

Must have made a really great ass then.

firefighter925 18

Saturday 30 January 2016 15:06

Probably need to rub one out bro.

mrpresident95 6

Saturday 30 January 2016 23:50

"randomly"

pacman490 21

Sunday 31 January 2016 0:54

A boner is never random when there's a butt involved

andro6657 10

Sunday 31 January 2016 4:37

Randomly?

Xion0014 20

Sunday 31 January 2016 5:45

It's okay, i sometimes turn myself on drawing people kiss. I think it's pretty normal among artists!

MonCapitan 4

Sunday 31 January 2016 6:27

Need link to see your work... for research and critiquing purposes...

infernno 23

Sunday 31 January 2016 7:12

I'm not sure that really counts as random.

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Sunday 31 January 2016 8:47

"randomly"

Niz_DD 14

Sunday 31 January 2016 10:40

Your penis approves of your expert skills OP

tallesttree 10

Sunday 31 January 2016 22:09

Get laid

Kinglue 17

Monday 1 February 2016 2:05

Realized my comment was already taken after I posted it... Umm... Hi

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Today, I used the public restroom at a park. After washing my hands, I went to dry them, only to realize there were no paper towels. I thought the air dryer would work, but it broke halfway through, leaving me standing there, awkwardly fanning my hands with my arms spread wide. A group of teenagers walked in and started laughing at me. FML

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Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML

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Today, my long distance girlfriend finally responded to me, after a week of silence. Unfortunately, the response was to block me. I'm pretty sure she has found someone else, but doesn't want to tell me. FML

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Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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Today, while changing my daughter's diaper, I lifted up her butt to wipe her, which coincidentally caused her to fart. I hadn't wiped her yet so the force of air caused poop to fly at me at high speed, landing on my chest and face. My husband burst out laughing, saying, "You've been ass-blasted!" FML

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Today, the power went out so my family all stayed together in a one room to keep warm. I was on the bed against the wall and reached my hand down, only to find my panties tucked in the side of my brother's bed. Not one pair, but two. FML

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