By elliekilroy - 11/12/2010 00:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I picked up my friend's new kitten so enthusiastically I scared it and it shat all over me. I literally scared the shit out of it. FML
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airball33 0

You shouldn't have done that

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xX504DBXx 0

impressive aha. next time I'd like to see you scare the shit out of an elephant and see how enthusiastic you are about that.

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ryanriola 0

my cat shat on my dogs head beford snd my dog then ate it

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sourgirl101 28

^Is that your cat? Because if it is, that's one fat pussy!

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LexSwift 17

You should have said, "Because if it is, you have a fat pussy!" lololol

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twinny_sc 13

That's exactly why all cats should die.

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Vehicle 1

No. People like you should get a heart transplant.

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missrebecca3 8

you are the definition of a heartless asshole

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seracy13 0

I scared the shut out of daughter one time poor baby was crying so bad when I fell I could help but laugh lol

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Lounia_fml 8

Shit*, my*, comma*, the*, cross out "when", once*, felt*, couldn't*, PERIOD*. You're a terrible parent.

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lolaisagirl 0

haha "cats rule, dogs drool" and although they do drool I still love 'em :) I love my dog, my cat and my puppy

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ruby84 1

kitten are cute, independent & have personality & attitude. most dogs are like a child with ADD on a sugar rush; constantly chasing you to get attention, barking when people pass by the house and are unpredictable.

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CallMeHush 0

You better refrain from picking up small children also.

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