Miscellaneous: Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her...

By fmlsrslyahhh - 06/09/2011 19:40 - Singapore

Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce filled hotdog across my face and kicked me in the groin, accusing me of stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station for 3 hours. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 17:00

Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML

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By melean - 04/10/2010 06:37 - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, on my way to school I dropped my money. As I turned to pick it up, I saw an old lady snatch it up. We began to argue when a police officer came over. Not only was I accused of being a disorderly thief, but that old lady just walked away with my lunch money for the entire week. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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No good deed…

By Good Samaritain - 29/09/2025 12:00

Today, I saw a woman drop her wallet in the grocery store. Being a good citizen, I sprinted after her to return it. She heard me running, panicked and took off. I ended up chasing her through three aisles saying, “Wait! I have your wallet!” Security got involved. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking on the street when a woman in front of me dropped a couple of dollars. I picked them up and chased her to return it all. She insisted that it wasn't hers. I tried to tell her it was, but she wouldn't accept it. A cop saw me and arrested me for solicitation. FML

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By Tmo - 12/08/2023 08:00

Today, I saw a toddler bolt in a parking lot. Since he was running towards the road behind me, I scooped him up to hand off to his mother. She shrieked, snatched him from my hands, and sprayed me with mace. While I was writhing in pain, some punk kid lifted my wallet and phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2025 15:00 - China

Today, I encountered a madman who threw a bottle at me and hurt me. In a fit of rage, I beat him up, and as a result I was taken to the police station, and ordered to pay compensation for everything. FML

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By shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

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eltapatio16 5

Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:13

You deserve an apology.

SlimShady167 3

Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:13

Psh, what a dumb bitch. FYL

Comments

mitri_fml 3

Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:15

Steal it next time?

EnEl_Infierno 15

Wednesday 7 September 2011 1:26

I don't see a problem with that run up the cards, fill your gas tank, treat yourself to a few nice things, once she reports the cards as lost or stolen the bank won't fault her and she won't have to pay for those charges, but remember to drop the rest of the wallet in a mailbox from the Id they'll send it back to her incase she has important papers in their.

EnEl_Infierno 15

Wednesday 7 September 2011 1:41

damit my comment was supposed to be under #9

EnEl_Infierno 15

Wednesday 7 September 2011 1:48

Why must you keep playing with our minds fml apps? *holds head out of frustration, to late head explodes*

baseballplaya5 7

Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:15

Take her to court

Prolusive 5

Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:15

"No good deed goes unpunished." -Murphy

DKjazz 20

Wednesday 7 September 2011 2:00

*Sports star Charles Barkley

Youdrongo 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 4:16

*Google

rexgar2000 10

Wednesday 7 September 2011 4:44

*yahoo

bratprince 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:11

Altavista*

MrSexyPants 14

Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:15

What a bitch. She should just appreciate that she got it back and shut up. I hope the day after was amazing for you, if karma works.

KellyIsTheBest32 12

Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:16

Sounds like that commercial..

Lei_Aili 18

Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:17

That sucks. Can't even do anything nice for people anymore without them assuming the worst.

BbqKirbyAnn 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 6:31

Hope for the best and expect the worst. Never be disappointed.

Dante17 6

Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:17

She's a stuck up bitch that doesn't deserve having guardians like u buddy... Next time she losses it, it's gonna be a total lost cuz no one will do it again...