Intimacy Today, I overheard a conversation between my boyfriend and his... - FML

Anonymous - 27/05/2011 15:44 - Romania

Today, I overheard a conversation between my boyfriend and his best friend about how to shave one's nuts completely. FML

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Anonymous - 10/02/2010 00:56 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML

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NothowIimaginedmyday - 03/10/2015 04:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML

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Anonymous - 17/10/2010 05:55 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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lynn_27 - 02/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML

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Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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weezer - 21/02/2011 13:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML

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Anonymous - 20/12/2024 14:00 - United States - Brunswick

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. As I was about to give him head, I saw he had so much left over toilet paper stuck to his nuts. It kind of turned me off but I didn't want to say anything because he's one of the sweetest guys ever. After he nutted, he got up and there was toilet paper crumbs on his bed and ass. FML

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disappointed - 20/09/2013 16:30 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML

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Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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wickix 3

Friday 27 May 2011 19:19

Not necessarily a bad thing...I'm not sure about Romania, but male grooming is usually considered a good thing in North America. I prefer my men manscaped! :)

hydef14 2

Friday 27 May 2011 19:18

that's just plain good conversation!

CallMeHush 0

Friday 27 May 2011 20:00

He is just thinking of you, they will be smooth on the chin.

logcabin69 0

Friday 27 May 2011 20:00

hmmmm so I take it you Like them nice a hairy eh?

phatdaddy62 23

Friday 27 May 2011 20:02

this is FYL why?

Zombieslayer1 0

Friday 27 May 2011 20:04

Isn't it better then him having a forest there? He's being considerate of you in this instance and it's not his fault that you like to eavesdrop. For your inconsiderate complaining he should get a girl who respects his privacy. Don't eavesdrop anymore.

TylersMB 0

Friday 27 May 2011 20:04

thays a perfectly normo conversation!

TylersMB 0

Friday 27 May 2011 20:06

*thats

CrazyManNo9 29

Friday 27 May 2011 20:37

That's?

TylersMB 0

Friday 27 May 2011 21:40

haha yeah That's.. oops..

thegamemizwwe 0

Friday 27 May 2011 20:07

so what shouldn't have listened it wasn't ur conversation

emmiep1011 7

Friday 27 May 2011 20:08

at least they're keeping up with their manscaping...

cth11181992 0

Friday 27 May 2011 20:10

This isn't really an FML. Guys talk about that stuff.

abb31897 0

Friday 27 May 2011 20:17

....they need help

HyundaiOwner7 0

Friday 27 May 2011 20:23

No, the conversation was how to get it done by themselves I would assume... no help needed.

sankyu16 0

Friday 27 May 2011 20:17

awesome! that's normal

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