Health: Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my...

By fat - 12/07/2010 07:52 - United States

Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I decided that I need to lose weight when I discovered I could no longer chew on my own toenails. FML

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xXbrokenXwingsXx 0

Monday 12 July 2010 15:56

how is it possible that your feet have stretch marks?

kellanlvr 1

Monday 12 July 2010 19:43

I'm surprised you can even see your feet :o

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dopebaby420 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 3:15

how can that even happen!? you must bea huuuge bitch lol

arttyruiz 7

Saturday 25 December 2010 20:09

that's pretty horrid...

unrose 1

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:22

grosssssssss.......

whitecloud197 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 16:49

eww gross !! hit the gym and cut out unhealthy foods

bbricepatty91 3

Tuesday 19 April 2011 20:00

thaaats jus nasty

alyslove 5

Friday 13 May 2011 7:47

I like how OPs name is Fat, America :P

bamonte14 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 0:48

I guess it's good that you can see your feet, though.

CrassKal 27

Tuesday 4 October 2011 5:25

Dude...

farfulz 6

Monday 7 November 2011 9:01

I'm not surprised, cus the obesity rates in the USA just keep on rising. Time to change your lifestyle habits, OP.

thrillawang 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 17:15

umm, not trying to be mean but uhh. how to say this nicely....how can you see your feet? I would imagine some.....thing, in the way

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