Love: Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

By dawg3360 - 07/06/2009 06:02 - Canada

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2021 14:01

Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML

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By ms piggy - 15/12/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2021 16:59

Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML

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By fatflabbyfail - 20/02/2010 06:09 - United States

Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML

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By tomchuq - 30/08/2009 07:12 - United States

Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 15/01/2009 11:43 - Canada

Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2012 04:50 - Canada

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

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By wobble... - 23/02/2012 11:29 - Australia

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 19:00 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML

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liketoknow 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 12:11

eeee www..... Small dick

snaebra 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 12:09

That is just sad

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quicheme45 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 3:48

Right, because you need to look at your penis on a daily basis....

xJordieeBearhhx 0

Friday 25 March 2011 5:07

lmfao

Mooshoo123 0

Friday 8 April 2011 13:02

first off work out and second why do you need to see your penis

SkinniMini 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 5:35

gigglepuff 3

Saturday 18 June 2011 10:46

lmfao...ur doing bad yo XD

krissybear13 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:24

I think it's time to take a visit to the gym

38alyssa25 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 12:27

thats means one of two things... 1. ur really fat or 2. u got a pretty small dick :P

insaneman 4

Monday 18 July 2011 22:14

family guy rules

chilly012 3

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:35

Go eat an apple.

12dcevin 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 23:00

feels bad man

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Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

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Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML

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Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML

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Today, my co-workers were laughing at me because I couldn't throw paper into the bin, regardless of how close I was. Annoyed, I tried to prove then wrong by angry throwing paper into the bin that was no less that 1 cm away from me. I missed. FML

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Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML

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Today, at my niece's christening, I was outside with family when we suddenly heard shouting and the priest pushing my husband outside while screaming, “GET OUT OF MY CHURCH!” Friar Tuck style. It’s been six hours and husband still won’t tell me what he did that upset a priest that badly. FML

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It creeps up on you

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