You know what, I've been lurking FML for months now. I gotta tell you, this one FML post made me register today. SERIOUSLY. A MILLION INTERNETS TO THE OP!

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Your fault for letting yourself become such a fat ass.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH..funny shit man. Start working out. Take this: http://www.topbodyfitness.com/true-mass-protein-p-3520.html Three times a day. And start with one-a-day workouts. When you start to feel up to it..go to two-a-day workouts. Make a routine. Go heavy on whatever sections you're doing. Monday, Tuesday, off Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, off Sunday. You'll drop the fat and start to build muscle real quick. Stay away from that nasty fatty foods. Once in awhile is okay later on..but for the first two weeks try to stay with complex carbs and all natural foods. If you're going to eat meat, go with chicken..and eat it boiled and by itself, with as little fat as possible. You'll feel better and look better in a few weeks. Get to a good weight for your height, something you feel comfortable at. When you're done..have fun with it and find ya a girl! (can't help ya with ur little dick problem..that's just ur shitty luck haha)

Hahaha u got some probs dude

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Then get off your fat lazy ass and do something about it you dickweed. YDI for just complaining and not doing anything about it.

LOL # 2. THAT WAS WHAT I WAS THINKING. When I read this fml, I had a visual of Peter Griffin. Then I thought about the episode where he made a group for fat guys. xfd.

Damn number 2 beat me to it!! Oh well... Find your penis! One dolla! Find your penis! FYL and YDI... may I suggest hittin the gym now and then??