Miscellaneous: Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

By uHazFailedTotall - 03/03/2010 21:18 - Norway

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

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uHazFailedTotall 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 22:30

my brother pushed me, and I tripped into the snow, where there was an used condom.

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UberFail79 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:10

...while someone was using it.

orangesodaftw 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:10

How the hell do you fall face first into a condom? They are not even big enough to faceplant into.

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uHazFailedTotall 0

Friday 5 March 2010 18:31

nope. it wasntn mine.

ItsTheKanninbal 0

Friday 5 March 2010 19:08

Eh...why dont you put it in the garbage...

kayztastic 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 4:42

shame on you for having a used condom laying around.

maty172 14

Tuesday 28 January 2014 20:23

read his post

deanomiye 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 23:17

holy crap how big was it?!?! lmao jk

ohcrapitscurtis 8

Sunday 7 March 2010 0:46

what's a used condom doing on the floor?

cesdzd 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 10:16

how did it taste

vvbrittxv 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 1:34

it was prob yours ne ways.

topthrill2 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:54

was it used?

poooook 0

Monday 15 March 2010 21:10

number 91..win.

blackhawksfan88 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 3:02

how do you fall face first into a condom...where was it, just laying on the floor.

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