By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 05:19 - United States

Spicy
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
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Beastz0r 7

Maybe you should guide him rather than faking an ****** which is lame. It would be the best option for both of you.

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spitfire35 3

if it's his first time too, give him a break!

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davina_fml 0

That's pretty stupid to fake it. instead you shoulda jus showed him how to pleasure you right. if you fake it then your never gunna have a real ******, but if your fine with that get used to faking.

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dumdeedum 0

i know what the op means as my boyfriend really wanted to finger me even if i don't like it and i let him but was really sore after cuz he was pretty agressive but since then weve experimented and ive told him what i do an dont like

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rawr_ima_dino 0

Haha. Jchansfan is pretty funny!!! but he makes sense :DD

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magickiisses 0

if you understood what got you off in the first place you woulda told him, so dont bitch bout your guy not knowing what gets you off when you dont even know.

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Lexie_V 0

Holy shit that made me laugh XD

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COBRAMORPH 0

Its not about your pleasure, its about the man.Also, YDI for being an unmarried ****. If you have an ******, its because he allowed you to.

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TheCalendarGirl 5

There is so much wrong with this, I don't even know where to start. Oh, wait, how about with Shut the **** up and do the world a favor, you idiotic uneducated misogynistic pig.

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swimchick_claire 0

don't worry, i had to go through an hour of that.

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Dannii99 0

ahaha i pissed my pants when i read this cause i had to do that with my boyfriend too!

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