Sex, Cheating and Love: Today, I learnt that the girl with whom I've being going out...

By lectro - 24/11/2008 06:08 - France

Today, I learnt that the girl with whom I've being going out for 6 months has been sleeping with every guy around except one. Guess who? FML

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By the other man - 28/08/2013 03:11 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML

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By The L word - 30/01/2009 15:28 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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The age-old story

By Anonymous - 11/06/2020 02:01

Today, the girl I’ve been crushing over for so long told me that I’m a great guy and a catch, but then went on to tell me all about the other guy she’s been sleeping with. FML.

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2021 03:31 - India - Delhi

Today, the guy I have been going out with for six months cheated on me with the only girl I hate the most in the world. That girl ruined my previous relationship too. FML

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By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

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By ohmylordy - 29/10/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML

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By crushed - 30/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML

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will90 5

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:59

are you sure she knew she was your girlfriend?

th1rt3en95 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 15:04

YOUR BROTHER??

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jordylocks 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 3:57

With whom*

lotrgeek 10

Wednesday 21 December 2011 2:17

HahHahahaha you deserve it for being a pussy!

LilTiinyDiamonds 11

Thursday 8 March 2012 10:34

At least u can't get aids?

beautycat246 7

Sunday 12 August 2012 19:57

Me?

skateskave664 5

Tuesday 4 December 2012 7:57

It's a tramp!

Hpixiee 23

Thursday 7 February 2013 16:54

And now it's your decision to decide who SHE sleeps with?

bbpgrs 7

Tuesday 9 April 2013 3:43

well, who is it?

BarbieBlanca 10

Wednesday 13 November 2013 4:34

consider it a favor then.

cwl727 32

Saturday 15 March 2014 21:05

She could have an STD by now so at least you don't have it.

ninja_darkstar 6

Monday 19 May 2014 19:51

Dude... Your grammar and spelling makes me sick...

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Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML

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Today, I went to work only to serve one table, make a $9.00 tip, get sent home because it was slow, have the city busses stop running because of weather, and have to pay a $20 cab fare to get home. FML

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Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex. With my stuffed turtle. On my bed. FML

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Today, I was stuck in the elevator for almost two hours. Where was the elevator mechanic? Next to me in the elevator. FML

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Today, I was working out on a horse farm. I slipped and fell on some ice, whacking my head on the metal gate in the process. As I was getting up, I accidentally grabbed the electric fence. FML

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Today, after worrying for years about grinding my teeth after various dentists mentioned seeing evidence. Apparently, this worry manifested as subconsciously putting my tongue in the way at night, to the point where I have an open bite at 39 when I never had a problem before. I can't bite through sushi or sandwiches. FML

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