Health: Today, I learned that my housemate used a dry vacuum to unclog...

By thatsucks - 28/02/2016 20:49 - United States - Seattle

Today, I learned that my housemate used a dry vacuum to unclog the toilet before moving out and then didn't change the vacuum bag. He left several weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 00:37 - Canada

Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML

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By ewww - 03/04/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, I used the community vacuum to clean my dorm. When spots started appearing on the floor, I assumed it was leaking water. By the time I finished there were tons of wet spots on the floor. Later I found out that someone had just used that very vacuum to suck up vomit. FML

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By Dez Johnson - 07/03/2021 11:01

Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML

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By upset room mate - 18/08/2011 06:59 - United States

Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML

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By shittysituation - 05/01/2015 06:27 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

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Gross!

By cantstopfeelingit - 16/12/2019 05:00

Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2019 16:00

Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML

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Help yourself

By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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By flying solo - 28/01/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

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Parting shit

By smellymcgee - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Farmington

Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML

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danceinconverse 25

Monday 29 February 2016 11:30

And that's when you said "**** it." And get a new vacuum.

JuzReading 23

Monday 29 February 2016 11:39

What a feral thing to do

Comments

datkenna 20

Monday 29 February 2016 14:16

Do you not clean your floors often enough to realise this?

beantownchivette 8

Monday 29 February 2016 15:54

If OP has hardwood floors, they could have been using a broom for the floors. I sweep my hardwood floors weekly but only vacuum once a month(also use the vacuum to get cobwebs)

nightstalker94 18

Monday 29 February 2016 14:32

That was a shitty move

pmore04 20

Monday 29 February 2016 14:45

Your life sucks as much as the vacuum does.

Sccrstud2 14

Monday 29 February 2016 17:12

never heard of a plunger?

beef_weezle 13

Monday 29 February 2016 17:35

Who ******* does that?!

ladycoco8 20

Monday 29 February 2016 17:38

Does no one understand how to use a plunger anymore? Honestly. My job requires me to clean the bathrooms when I open up, and there's usually one toilet clogged. Even though the plunger is left in the bathroom for this purpose.