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By Happyforeverx - 25/10/2009 15:30 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML

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By wingless_angel_7 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was online and I saw a friend that I hadn't talked to in two years come online. I IM'ed him, only for him to respond, "I haven't responded to any messages of yours in over a year. Most people would get the hint." FML

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Left on read

By Ignored - 11/04/2011 09:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML

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By nofriends - 27/08/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2011 18:41 - United States

Today, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and don't know what to do with my life anymore. This is all because I gave up Facebook for lent. FML

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By Kere - 03/02/2011 16:42 - Sweden

Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML

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Alone

By Anonymous - 07/11/2019 05:45

Today, I was feeling really down and decided to text a friend to vent to someone about it. Then I realized, I don’t have any friends. FML

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A date to remember

By Unlovedchild - 21/03/2011 15:03

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

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Many such cases

By Anonymous - 04/12/2025 00:00

Today, I was thinking again how I literally haven't had any real life friends for years. I know I don't interact with others much, especially recently, but why am I even ignored at school? Do I deserve this like people keep saying? I really like my online friends but why does everyone but me have someone IRL? FML

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Message in a bottle

By Anonymous - 11/09/2023 02:30

Today, after growing tired of my friends group leaving me behind every time and having secrets between them, I started to ignore them and stopped following them, without saying anything. They haven't spoken to me since, and it's been 7 months. I'm alone. FML

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Risky move

By Anonymous - 08/02/2025 09:00 - Canada

Today, I sent a risky text to my crush and immediately put my phone on airplane mode so I wouldn’t spend the next hour anticipating and responding to his reply. I forgot I did this and spent the whole day thinking he was ignoring me, but when I switched it back on, I'd not received a single message. FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 25 October 2009 19:43

So it was you that kept stopping and starting the Internet. Sorry, Comcast for complaining about the shitty, unreliable service, we now know the culprit. Will somebody be her friend so we can keep the Internet on all the time?

RJB 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 19:45

Hello, idiot how about instead of posting "Fml my friends dont like me wahhhh' You do SOMETHING about it. Ask them. Your spending time posting this, why dont you spend time with your friends instead?

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giganticbrain 0

Monday 26 October 2009 11:22

What a lame FML. Today, I found out nobody wants to talk to me, because I am a disgusting wretch spawned at the center of the earth. FML

yourkiddingright_fml 0

Monday 26 October 2009 11:29

You kept restarting your internet????? This statement itself may explain why people ignore you!

roflmaonade 2

Monday 26 October 2009 15:57

by internet do you mean chat room and by friends do you mean kittygirl3178001 and babyliciouz2

Maddrus 4

Tuesday 27 October 2009 6:22

Horrible fml. You fktard

Maddrus 4

Tuesday 27 October 2009 6:24

Don't sign online if you don't want people IMing you.

MoobyTheCow 2

Tuesday 27 October 2009 6:28

My life sucks too. I haven't had any IMs in a few minutes. Why is everyone ignoring me? *Sends IM* *Gets reply* Oh, so that's how those work?

bored690 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 16:22

How about... stop going on the internet 24/7. Chances are they are sick of you being on there constantly when they sign in to check emails/google what fml means/do internet banking.

waywick 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 23:51

no wonder I can't check my email - stop restarting the Internet!

LissaMccracken 23

Monday 1 July 2013 6:05

Well, then they aren't really your friends then, are they?

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