Transportation: Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one...

By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By shit_fer_luck - 16/12/2014 16:35 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By sweeeeet - 09/02/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML

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By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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You deserved it 2 193

By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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pickleguy 0

Friday 10 December 2010 16:04

YDI for hitting a car then bailing.

tboudre 0

Friday 10 December 2010 16:05

if you can't park, then you shouldn't drive!

Comments

tiffany1108 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 16:22

woww who let u hav a liscense? learn how to drive

xxkittyswaggww 1

Monday 22 August 2011 2:00

maybe you should give up driving

blueberrypsycho 9

Saturday 3 September 2011 23:44

maybe you shouldn't be driving..

BeibertSmitor 10

Friday 30 September 2011 9:51

This is why female drivers get such a bad wrap ... I never got it before ... now I do.

chels1994 11

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:53

....you shouldn't have your license

girlygeek004 8

Friday 25 November 2011 2:00

YDI for being a bad driver.

snowdrifter 0

Monday 12 December 2011 6:48

YDI for hit and run. Die ******!

b_rad_fml 4

Wednesday 8 February 2012 14:27

YDI for lacking skills to park a car, and for not getting out to check for damage and scan the area for witnesses

EdgelessFire 0

Friday 17 August 2012 3:43

This happened probably cause your Chinese. If your not Chinese then your blonde no doubt. So either way not really your fault your just naturally retarded.