By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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Synthetic42 0

eesh. Maybe she was just trying to get rid of plaque

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kellster 2

Confront her and make her pay you for it!!

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Dkkk 0

OHMYGOD OHHHHMYGODD!!! That is hilarious. i feel bad for you though. :[

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ashahlee 0

you better get another tooth brush and start being nice to your sister

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steve070 0

Imagine how many time's she's done that before and you've used that toothbrush.... "I thought my toothpaste was starting to taste funny..."

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redheadedbeauty 0

Haahahaahahah OH MY GOD.

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dontyouknow 0

actually it is not always the handle end thats used for pleasure. my wife and i once put the turning bristles up against her clit LMAO i hope she didnt do that before you used it before

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