Work: Today, I have a new boss. She claims to be a professional Angry...

By Username - 22/04/2011 14:42

Today, I have a new boss. She claims to be a professional Angry Birds player. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 21:48 - United States

Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2021 10:01

Today, I found out my "nice" boss was only nice to me for my first month. She's now started yelling at me for every little thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 10:30 - United States - Beaumont

Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML

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By notanidiot - 20/06/2012 12:46 - United States - Lansing

Today, I laughed when I shouldn't have and am probably fired. What happened? My boss asked me if birds were reptiles. I thought he was kidding. FML

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Friday 22 April 2011 19:15

Let's hope she doesn't think you're a pig.

seraphxchild 3

Friday 22 April 2011 19:15

psh best boss ever

Comments

jess6blondie9 2

Friday 22 April 2011 23:57

I'm pretty pro at that game too if I do say so myself.

Miranday 0

Friday 22 April 2011 23:58

Well...is she?

GabbyCharityM 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 0:05

How is this an FML? This is a win! If shes stuck on a level, and you get past it you could demand a raise! Duh!

Thejinks 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 0:17

Those birds make me angry.

1234USMC 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 0:45

haha your boss is dope!!

SchiTzenGiglez 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 0:47

yea she's totally dumb for asking a legitimate question

htb2050 11

Saturday 23 April 2011 0:52

wow. the best boss that I can dream of.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Wednesday 19 July 2017 16:15

wow and I feel ashamed that I'm a professional Pokémon player...

Nico711 17

Sunday 19 August 2018 18:12

She is, trust me

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