By myfamilyisodd - 15/10/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML
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MerrikBarbarian 9

how does one shoot oneself in the ass? o-o

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faithxoxox 1

Hey, vaginas see tougher than balls. You punch a guy's balls, he'll squeal like a pig. But vaginas can take a pounding!

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2ndSucks 15

He's doing it wrong.

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lobum 12

Why did you buy your son (whom I can only assume is mentally handicapped) a BB gun? You are a horrible parent.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Ahh, the classic "blame the parents" argument. Did the op shoot his kid? Is it actually bad to own an airsoft gun?

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powersticks 16

Play stupid games win stupid prizes. You should have cleaned the wound with alcohol. THAT will teach him not to do stupid stuff.

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stormchaser24 24

It was a welt so it would not have stung. I have been shot point blank. I hope this was a pistol. Because with a rifle I don't see this happening.

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The_Troller 14

Try getting shot right in the neck by a high powered airsoft M4 from 40-50 feet

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siranthony87 5

Atleast he didnt shoot his eye out, kid ;)

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Happiness2Joy 3

I really want to hear the story behind that...

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tona01 16

Try getting shot with a real shotgun in the head, it hurts like hell.

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kaykay20 0

Should have taught him about the safety latch before teaching him how to load it.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Try getting hit with the buttstock of a M82 during recoil, hurts like a bitch...

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