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By superman_not - 10/06/2009 15:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML

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By oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

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By me - 12/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML

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By EmmaleeSupertramp - 14/02/2014 03:16 - United States

Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 12:00

Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML

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By spandex - 24/03/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML

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By Kylie - 06/06/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML

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By AccidentalFlasher - 08/01/2016 02:08 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:28 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML

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By commando - 27/09/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML

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Ommis 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:53

I didnt realize people look at superman's thing. The heck kinda play you in lol?

genius_man16 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:57

How do they know what the size of Superman's schlong is? Perverts....

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yme 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:29

just take Viagra

Masta_Blasta 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 15:43

are you really superman? no? well i guess then u don't really have a super dick. case closed.

jahwn 12

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:20

Why does it matter how huge superman's dick is.

yay4felix 0

Friday 14 August 2009 0:37

A big one can be scary. Besides, "gifted" men sometimes think that all they need to be good in bed is a big penis. If you have a smaller than average penis, I guess you'll just have to compensate by actually being good in bed. Godspeed.

yay4felix 0

Friday 14 August 2009 0:37

A big one can be scary. Besides, "gifted" men sometimes think that all they need to be good in bed is a big penis. If you have a smaller than average penis, I guess you'll just have to compensate by actually being good in bed. Godspeed.

roobear 2

Friday 6 November 2009 2:12

This happens pretty frequently if you're doing a play, show, photo shoot, or pretty much anything related. Don't worry about it.

awesome1145 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 6:31

LOL!

Hobo_stickfigure 0

Friday 5 March 2010 15:00

use a potato it should be as big. and yes I would know.

MusicLover951320 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:33

Hahaha FYL(:

eatthefuckingtoa 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 0:27

Hahahaha!

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