Intimacy: Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it...

By Username - 20/06/2011 15:57 - United States

Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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Family Matters

By whyme102008 - 13/07/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

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Whatcha do when they come for you?

By Anonymous - 22/01/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

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Dumbasses

By stay in there - 17/04/2020 23:00

Today, I got a call from the local police station. Apparently, my idiot son and his equally dumb girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to have sex in the car at a park in broad daylight. They assumed no one would be there due to the quarantine. They were wrong. FML

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Caught

By fuck - 09/11/2013 23:30 - United States - Hubert

Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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You deserved it 569

Caught in 4K

By RBergman - 25/04/2015 20:05 - United States - Basin

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML

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Fun times

By Anonymous - 16/03/2020 23:01

Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML

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You deserved it 2 451

By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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Pranked!

By RetroDayDreamer - 10/09/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

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You deserved it 28 912

greg1234567890_fml 2

Monday 20 June 2011 19:01

whose bush was it?

green_eggs_and_h 0

Monday 20 June 2011 19:03

At least you know your parents still love eachother.

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livelaughlove123_fml 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:21

ain't no show in there game ! but if it's my parents EW.

mahomie97 7

Friday 1 July 2011 21:35

what lovely parents you've got(:

monkeystain 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 4:40

i bet the bush was in HER pants lol

FailureFYL 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 19:01

Was anyone lookin???

rae_munchkin 6

Thursday 20 October 2011 20:33

Are their names Louis and Peter?

artgirl523TxTx 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 17:55

That has a slightly hilarious twist to it...

DarthVader77 9

Saturday 10 August 2013 1:59

Your folks rock, be proud of them!

OneFrayDragons 11

Thursday 1 May 2014 4:23

Wait ur not allowed to do that?.....oops.

WretchedOwls 11

Monday 22 February 2016 15:55

I'm sure they didn't 'think it was okay', when you get to the parents stage of life, the fact that it's not okay is half the fun ;)

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Today, I found out that I owe my college a little over $10,000. Why? Because, due to a slight misspelling of my name, the scholarship that I have been going insane trying to meet the requirements for is not actually giving me any funding. FML

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Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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Today, my daughter confessed that she’s pregnant from a one-night stand with some guy she met on vacation in Florida a few months ago. The dirtbag never told her his last name and the phone number he gave her was fake. FML

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