Intimacy: Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for...

By sal - 19/08/2012 02:48 - United States - Rexburg

Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2021 07:59

Today, I realised that my husband and I have gotten so fat that his already small dick no longer even reaches me. FML

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By NotYetThanks - 23/07/2021 00:01

Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2020 20:00

Today, my wife, who NEVER wants to have sex, decided that now is the time. I, of course, had to take antibiotics that make me so bloated I can’t move without extreme pain. FML

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By B - 04/02/2012 01:17 - United States

Today, my wife screamed at me, calling me a "useless, ungrateful piece of crap", all because I wouldn't have sex with her, despite hours of her nagging. I said no because I've been laid-up in bed for the past week waiting on surgery for an excruciatingly painful hernia. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2014 20:09 - United States

Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2025 11:00 - United States - Riverside

Today, after my body has been ravaged, scarred, broken, and mutilated by cancer, my husband says it’s only fair for him to have a side piece, since the treatments to save my life have decimated my sex drive. But don’t worry, it’s just for his physical needs. He won’t “fall in love or anything.” FML

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Bad sex

By Anonymous - 24/06/2022 22:00

Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML

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By anonymous - 30/01/2018 06:00

Today, I ended up in an awkward position during sex and dislocated my knee. My wife accused me of doing it on purpose to criticize her for being too fat and heavy for sex. FML

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Autobodyshaming

By Anonymous - 06/05/2021 16:59

Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2017 20:00

Today, after spending five months helping my husband lose a ton, he left me. Apparently, "fit people" should only have sex with "fit people". FML

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ByronJess 17

Sunday 19 August 2012 10:55

You do realize that the "back one" is tighter than the front one is? Your logic fails.

Wiebeski19 5

Sunday 19 August 2012 10:48

Just tell him to not go so far deep, if his lung. If he's wide well than your ****** lol

Comments

ravey 0

Thursday 23 August 2012 9:07

Wow... I have no idea what to say to that

adogatemypetduck 4

Friday 24 August 2012 1:39

Have a baby...nothing stretches your ****** out like a baby's big fat head.

fredricodasna 1

Friday 24 August 2012 6:55

Go anal

easterwood702 0

Friday 24 August 2012 10:16

I'll **** you c;

Pinolito13 0

Saturday 25 August 2012 19:06

To everyone saying If you can have a baby you can handle a large penis is ridiculous. As we know your body changes and preps from inside when having a baby so a penis which is coming from outside in is very diff. During foreplay try putting it in before he's fully hard, lots of lube and start slow

winfieldALJD 6

Sunday 2 September 2012 13:35

"If you can have a baby then you can handle a penis".....Um yes since babies come out just so easily.

Pendragon525 0

Monday 27 August 2012 0:08

Kegel exercises & gentle massage. Look it up, it's found on many pregnancy sites as a way to avoid episiotomy. Works for the way-too-big problem, too. Trust me.