By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 17:19 - United States - Washington

Today, I had to deal with yet another day of people looking at my name tag and saying "You know nothing, John Snow." with a shit-eating grin, like they're the wittiest people alive. Then I had to deal with my boss telling me to lighten up, because it's "just a joke". FML
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zipJohn 16

What do you mean you had to "deal with your boss" what do you want him/her to do, throw merchandise at the customers and tell them to leave the KING OF THE NORTH alone?

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alphafish17 16

I can understand how that could get annoying but it's not the worst thing in the world. At least they're trying to be funny instead of being assholes like a lot of customers are.

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GoldenPorridge 8

That sucks OP, my dad's commander was named John Snow and whenever someone would give him shit, my dad would butt in, exclaiming "John Snow has been my commander for 3 years, I know he's knows a lot more than nothing!". I figured I'd share this anecdote in the hopes of cheering you up.

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polsen4273 8

You're a douche, get a sense of humor or get a job where you dont have to talk to people, or think of a funny response, or stfu, this is not a problem

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freddygasman 18

don't sweat it. try having the last name Bates. jokes about the motel were tame compared to what I went through in middle school and high school. If you didn't figure it out already just let your imagination run wild.

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cootiequeen4444 11

I had a gym teacher with that last name. in high school freshman year. it included sex ed haha. also there was another faculty member with the surname Balls. unfortunate names make me okay with a third of my childhood trophies having my last name spelled wrong. there's something about Italian names and people screwing up the vowels or adding another random syllable. smh.

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jediemma 9

THE KING IN THE NORTH!! There, that's better isn't it? :)

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Bunnyluver 20

Of course it's just a joke, but jokes get old pretty quick.

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Microsoftdrink 6

Feel so sorry for you, really hope something gets worked out. Sorry you gotta deal with those people.

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soulreaper12296 28

I'm sure it does get VERY annoying; but he has a point, it is just a joke. And what do you mean by "deal with your boss" telling you that? Were you expecting them to start kicking out any customer that makes the joke?

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juliettalphakilo 16

If it makes you feel any better, my name is Juliet, so I've heard Romeo jokes all my life.

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sleepyolivia 14

Perhaps you could have your nametag changed to "John S.", "Mr. Snow", "John", or something similar depending on your job.

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