By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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Anony_fml 0

Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.

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amberdea404 28

6 years later and I wonder what happened

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SamanthaaNicolee 18

It's been a couple years, did she end up getting pregnant ?

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pranil 14

so immature. always use a condom brother

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Kaileigh 6

Not only are you going to be a father, but you now have herpes. Congrats! LOL.

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rholder6621 12

i would have tried to turn around or started jumping to pull myself out

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everythingelena 28

since this post is from 2009 I'd like to know what happened for the OP in the aftermath

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