Love: Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and...

By Kaeyne - 24/03/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

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By promposer - 04/04/2016 18:55 - United States - Dobbs Ferry

Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML

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By anonymous - 20/04/2016 03:09 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be this tall to say no" sign. She grabbed a chair, stood on it, and then said no. FML

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By bruh - 28/03/2017 20:00

Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML

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By Omydayz - 29/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Fremont

Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML

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You deserved it 1 940

By thisrllysucks - 05/09/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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Noped outta there

By SmileEveryday - 17/03/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML

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You deserved it 20 422

By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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You deserved it 3 937

By LoveStinks - 18/08/2016 10:56

Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML

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By jake - 12/08/2012 15:49 - United States - Bend

Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML

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neonoodle 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:08

what a bastard.

fosizzlemynizzlE 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:09

wow, what a dick. that sucks dude...

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Flesheatinmonkey 3

Saturday 2 February 2013 22:18

Punch him in the balls so hard they retract into his stomach

marxsoul55 9

Friday 22 February 2013 0:00

What an asshole

ReepingHavoc 13

Tuesday 5 March 2013 0:55

no friend of mine... that really sucks.

anubisismylife 9

Sunday 5 May 2013 14:25

Either your friend's really stupid or an asshole. I feel sorry for you.

danigirl074 6

Saturday 18 May 2013 15:15

Awww that's not cool

criss09 3

Friday 5 July 2013 13:56

Yeah someone didn't read the bro code and needs a punch to the face ASAP

Funnyguyproblems 1

Saturday 27 July 2013 5:37

This was on YouTube.

iFeedWeasels 6

Sunday 29 September 2013 0:21

Your "freind"

kyrapetey 7

Wednesday 6 November 2013 1:55

what a douche move

worldclassrager 39

Monday 3 March 2014 20:53

Just ask don't plan...and your learned that the hard way...I sure hope this was your junior prom...but most likely you can snag her for a bit...

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Noped outta there

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