Intimacy: Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and...

By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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MoonTiger 4

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:01

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

JackR1104 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:07

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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omgwtfbbqlol 0

Monday 18 May 2009 4:03

OMGLOL. I just fell out of my chair. That's one damn sexy dream. ;D

freakaroo 0

Monday 18 May 2009 4:06

...i wouldnt call that an FML

Eiotlrd 0

Monday 18 May 2009 4:16

tell your girl to bring over bacon?

roachspray 0

Monday 18 May 2009 4:18

/b/ Bacon's just good!

Brett2873 0

Monday 18 May 2009 4:20

***********

elthibault 0

Monday 18 May 2009 4:22

LOL. Classic. And disturbing.

god_dang 0

Monday 18 May 2009 4:27

hehe, well . even though that might be baad . it mad me laugh . don't worry i like bacon . i just don't like it in that waay . hehe, props thooough .

Sukimaye 0

Monday 18 May 2009 4:29

Lol... Nice HARDCORE dream

wowyoufail 2

Monday 18 May 2009 4:30

drill that pig fat ripple..yeah get some

bobidly 0

Monday 18 May 2009 4:31

they other night i was dreaming of bacon, i woke up hot and shakin', i felt below the sheets cause i noticed it was yet and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

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