By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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that_guy01 0

how is it possible to have a sexual dream about bacon. like, what do you do with it? did you make some kind of bacon ****** and **** it in the dream? wth?

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Monty_Python 0

...interesting.

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mbargozz 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is SO awesome.

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CapriceClassic 0

Sexually excited by food. And you weigh HOW much?

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hannaaeneas 0

Mmmmmmm, bacon.

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misslicorice 0

Haha! Well, if you want to make it even better next time, maybe you could fall asleep thinking about hot girls wearing bacon bikinis.

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BalenciagaBetch9 0

hahah god how fat are you? this reminds of me that beggin strips commercial. that dog loves bacon as much as you do ;]

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